Hetalia jokes

don't ask about the outfits, they just happened

and if the top part is a bit cut off, sorry, the scanner is an arse OTL

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and an american are captured by a fierce tribe. the chief approaches them and says " the bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you and use your skins to make a canoe. the good news is that you get to choose how you die"